january 24
oh no!
my tolerance
grows ever higher, and
thus, my bar tabs empty my purse
in kind.

january 23
it's not
reality
to me that people would
not love shellshag, as a band, but
people.

january 22 information is EVERYTHING. the universe is ENDLESS.
remind
me to never
go to this class stoned, lest
i think about universal
sizes.

january 21
okay.
if you think it
will help if i get my
chest x-rayed, i'll do it, but i'll
keep them.

january 20 inaugural hats
wearing
a hat like that,
ms franklin, is one great
way to steal the show from the PRES
IDENT.

january 19 unbelievable
it is
an absolute
truth that i have school this
week, yet i find it not to be
believed.