30 + 31 march

okay,
if i had known
about escape from new
york and escape from la, my
life would

have been
so different
in monumental ways.
and, yes, i'm talking about kurt
russell.

28 + 29 march

nature
is so fucking
boring. don't let people
tell you "it's just so beautiful!"
they lie.

blackjack,
however, is
my calling. reno waits
'twixt mountains to make me a rich
woman.

27 march

oakland
has already
seen the apocalypse.
now whole foods looms triumphantly
downtown.

26 march

cat calls:
oh, you make me
feel like the prettiest
girl in oakland, but that doesn't
say much.

25 march

even though
i am insured,
my refill will still cost
two hundred just to be writ. i
sneeze on!

23 march + 24 march

hipsters
wander through
the mission in search of
some easter brunch, but burritos
sate me.

however,

finding
mexican food
on easter is a task
on par with raising jesus from
the dead.

22 march

when i
tell you you don't
love me anymore, i
don't mean it; it's just because i'm
lonely.

last night's
batman preview
left me affected by
heath ledger's death, but i was stoned
on hash.

really.
it took me not less
than ten full minutes to
pick a nonfat plain yogurt. fuck
breakfast.

19 march

if i
could just go to
grad school for the study
of online scrabble playing sites,
i would.

11 - 18 march.

road trip soliloquies.
***
11 march
knuckle
deep. we are all
unrepentant as we
pick our noses like these are our
last days.

12 march
listen!
all hail west tex-
as will serenade you
through this dark lonely drive in the
desert.

13 march
lauren:
you will stay fat
unless you stop eating
exclusively tacos. good luck,
lauren.

14 march
ruby's
bbq will
change your life if you let
it, and if you don't, then that's your
problem.

15 march
i think
it's nigh time to
unsubscribe from the i
heart comix mailing list. it's not
like i'm ever going to
show up.

16 march
yeah, there
were bands playing
at sxsw, but
certainly none played where i was
swimming.

17 march
dust storm.
maybe there's too
much talk of the desert
lately, but fuck. have you been there?
shit's vast.

18 march
really?
live in L.A.?
it's the god damned desert.
though, now i can get with bottled
water.

10 march

leaving.
off to texas.
three years in a row means
it's not coincidence, but a
pattern.