october 4 an open letter to my cat.
i know
it's over now
but why didn't you catch
the rat? what the fuck, dude? grow your
pair back.

october 3 an obituary
the rat
was caught, this third
day of october, found
wriggling in max's sock drawer, we
stoned him.

october 2 on churros vs. gruyere truffle mac and cheese
the two
things i want to
eat are either local
gourmets, or greasy, disgusting
street carts.

october 1 if one, then the other
really?
it's october
now for serious? then
why is kenley still on project
runway?