october 11, 10,9
there are
not enough syll
ables in the world to
adequately describe this
awful
two day
hangover, but
i'll try 44: my
glasses fell into my own puke,
and that's
just the part i
remember. see? now we're
pushing 66 syllables.
so gross.

october 8
oh, that
sweet old raleigh
over there? that's my new
bike, and it is glorious. scope
the bell!

october 7
this class
sucks. even the
middle aged women think
it sucks, so it must. totally
awful.

october 6
i can't
help but notice
how disgusting you were
before, and now you wear a cape?
just, wow.